Mexican Word of the Day

Mexican Word of the Day: Ideal.

That beesh down the street came over and wanted some coke, but I told her, "Pendeja, ideal pot!"

Mexican Word of the Day

Mexican word of the day:

Carbon Dioxide

I bought my vieja a jewelry box that was lined with velvet on the inside and La Virgen the Guadalupe carbon dioxide.

I Love My Job

I really like my workplace because, as I mentioned when I worked at Charles Schwab, I'm an HR nightmare!

I love the fact that I can walk up to the 60+ lady at the front desk (who just went to Canada for her son's gay wedding) that she doesn't have any band-aids left because she used them all on her lavial rejuvenation.

I also like the fact at least once every day I say something to my boss, to which he responds, "I hate you."

Hummus

Don't have hummus for lunch on any day you're taking psyllium husk.

Just an FYI.

All this for lunch.

(Unnamed friend will be referenced as "UF")

Me: You at work today?
UF: Yes
Me: Have you had lunch yet?
UF: No
Me: Can you have pizza?
UF: Been trying to stick to a diet but it depends on what kind of pizza I suppose...
Me: What do you want to have?
UF: I'm open. Tell me what your thinking and I'll tel you if I like it or not. LOl
Me: I don't like how that works
UF: Well I don't know what to say
Me: How about I go to Venezia's for pizza and if you want something else you can go somewhere else (suggesting I'm going to lunch by myself and screw you).
UF: Where is that? And what is around it?
Me: Southern and Mill, next to LA Fitness
UF: OH. There's nothing really over there. Have fun with the pizza! :-)
Me: Ok (exasperated he didn't get my screw you reference).
UF: Sorry buddy. I'm up for meeting up. But I can't think of any place for me to eat around there.
Me: Pita Jungle
UF: Yeah I could do that. I think they have pizza there too (side note: not the kind of pizza I want).
Me: OK what time.........

From 6:30-10:30 I will be busy

I am super-giddy about the olympics opening ceremonies tonight that I've already told a few people not to bother me or ask me to meet them out while it's on. I have been waiting to see the opening ceremonies since the closing ceremonies of the last olympics in Greece when the named where the next ones would be held.

I want to see the costumes, performances and stuff. I will have my eyes GLUED to the TV to see the acrobats and dancers. I'm even excited there may even be Chinese opera singers (which is totally odd).

I'm also really excited about the gymnastics and swimming events and I want to see if Dara Torres wins gold again in her 40's.

Wrestling...hehehe.....yeah, I'll be watching that too, and powerlifting....track and field.....I can't wait....

Work It

I received a post on my myspace page from Orlando earlier this week and ever since then I've been showing it to everyone I possiblly can.



Jackie Hell Cracks my shit up.

Well, It's been a very long time since I've blogged so I guess it's time for me to do it again. I have a very good reason, I met someone on Tuesday. He's a tall blonde guy from Detroit. I had a very good time hanging out with him on Tuesday. If you can believe it, he's even more out of control than me. Really.
Last night he said he might be out at Charlies. I ended up meeting him there. We had a lot of fun. He works for US Airways and was pointing out all these people who were flight attendants that he used to work with or knew or works with now. This led me to observe the fact that there are a lot of flight attendants at gay bars at any given time.
Anyway, I just realized that he kind of reminds me of Dane Cook.